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Witz\ud83d\ude0a\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude1c:<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Fliegende Tauben\ud83d\udd4a<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Im Religionsunterricht l\u00e4sst sich der Lehrer von den Sch\u00fclern die vielen wunderbaren Heilungen Jesu aufz\u00e4hlen: „Die Auss\u00e4tzigen machte er rein.“ – „Die Blinden sehend!“ – „Die Gel\u00e4hmten konnten wieder laufen.“ Eines vermisst der Lehrer noch: „Und was tat er mit den Tauben?“ „Die lie\u00df er fliegen!“<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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~ Steffen Zimmermann (katholisch.de)<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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